imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
If you’re not obsessed with dogs we can’t be friends
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
“What I’m very grateful for is that I have Troian with me in most of the scenes. Troian is such an avid professional that while we’re shooting super intense scenes, she’s present and she’s in it with me. It never truly ends until we’re officially done. Then she’ll eventually punch me in the arm and spit in my face, “Hey you!” and make me laugh. In fact, she’s an incredibly funny person. Sometimes, I can’t focus because she gets me laughing to the point where there are tears streaming down my face. She’s just such a great companion for dealing with material that is this serious. Moreover, she’s always respectful, always on time, fully prepared and always there for me. She knows me very well so it’s fun shooting with her.”
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
— Sam Levenson (via kushandwizdom)
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao